Joel

Said to be conceived when a Valkyrie transformed into a six-legged pony and seduced a autistic savant frog, Joel is a patron demi-god of whom clerics of the Reich call upon aid in their war against anthropomorphic degeneracy throughout the Swastika Nexus of the Multiverse. Joel's powers, while played at high volume, are not infinite. In fact that majority of his miracles are performed by bootlegging matter and energy from adjacent dimensions and producing divine caricatures in his twisted image to execute his whims.

Joel's commitment to purity is due in large part to his harsh upbringing by Hamar. When Baby Joel was just learning to appreciate sounds, Hamar tossed him into the intrastellar void known as The Core, a dimension made almost entirely of False Metal. This experience forged his warrior mindset expanding the power of his soul to otherwise impossible limits. When he is not intervening in the destiny of the Reich, he may be seen acting as a spirit guide to Kampfbell Morton in times of doubt or relaxing on within his pocket bodega on the hoary Throne of Storage Media.