Frank Zappa

Frank Zappa is Kampfbell's black Nazi grandfather, a real human being, and a real hero. He led the Luftwaffe in fighting gay space communism by ramming twin jet bombers into the giant hammer and sickle ship on 11 Spedtember 2001, saving earth and Kampfbell Morden and keeping national socialism alive for one and all.

Quotations from Chairman Frank Zappa

 * Quit your bitching commie.
 * Better dead than red.
 * Why does it hurt when I pee.
 * You'll loooove iiiit.
 * It's a way of life.
 * Add Zyklon, makes it own sauce.
 * I'll buy you a pizza.
 * (various vomiting sounds)