Kampfbell Morden Saves The Fourth Reich

It was a lowly day in Greater Germania when Reichsprasidentfuhrerbossnigga Kampfbell Morden was walking down the street with a can of Zyklon to chuck into a gas station. Then, suddenly, gay communism commies from space came out of space and started bombing everything! What was a reichsnigga supposed to do? SAVE THE WORLD OF FUCKING COURSE.

Kampfbell had to do three things first before he could save the world from gaymunism. First he had to build a massive aryan army while killing all the jews and basketball teams. Second, he had to bring his granddad Frank Zappa back to full health so he could run the rebuilt Luftwaffe to blow up all the commie pinko ships in space because communism loves the stupid black nothing out there. Finally he had to power up his prized niggerbeaters made of pure gold, titanium and an unknown rock he called "judemorde" in order to stab Space Stalin to death because Stalin was evil and had the gay.