Ronald McHalifaxmachine

RONALD MCGODDAMNFAXMACHINE is a fat jew impostor who tried to trick Kampfbell Morden's army of ubermenschen

into wandering into the desert while he and the Desert Fox were having a grand time of things in the desert. He is old and smells like plastic shells. He also wanks off hard to Starfox games or as he calls them "Lylatwars" because he is european and a fat jew.