Autisam

A strange type of power believed to be derived from particles of an unknown substance that escaped the ascension of another universe, autisam coats every cell in Kampfbell Morden's body, giving him extreme retard strength, penguin-level agility, and a powerful ear drum ripping screech. it also drastically shortens the young Nazi's lifespan while at the same time forcing copious amounts of spaghetti out of his pockets.